TALK SHIT GET HIT
I need you to picture this like I just did. This is one of the people responsible for bringing you delightfully spooky podcast content twice a month.
I will always and forever be fascinated by customer’s weird gender hangups.
oh man, axe body spray is my FAVORITE cupcake flavor. The subtle hints of snapback and heterosexuality are what make it.
GETTING CLOSER TO YOU KNOW WHAT MONTH.
having a crush on both a character and the person who plays that character is just like
prepare for trouble
and make it double
Why say “ding dong you are wrong” when you could say “eggs and bacon you’re mistaken”
How can you make the two greatest assassins in the universe completely useless and boring?
if i as a retail worker have to work with a dozen cameras pointed at me to deter me from stealing $10, cops should have to work with a camera pointed at them to deter them from arbitrarily maiming and killing people